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6.1.07
Whatever You Desire...
Come on,
ladies. Get your rabbit in one hand and your mouse in the other
and jump aboard the Love Boat this month for a cruise with the
Sidster. Satasfaction guaranteed. Both mine and
yours. Remember, I can be anyone you want....
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This guy...
(No frost on my blade, girls!)
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Or...
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I can even be...
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Or wear my
trousers this tight... |
Although
I would never be caught dead wearing this.... |
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Unless you
want me to, of course. But most of all... if it's me, then the
important bits will be big and blue without you. The Luuuurve
Boat awaits, chickadees! Just sit right back and you'll hear a
tale... Let me just start you off with my own brand of the creme
de la creme of fiction, if you will. (Or is that fuction?)
This week
while I was sitting down having a cup of java in my fave haunt, in
came a woman with flaming red hair and rather large titties.
She looked at me. I looked at her. And we had noisy sex
over the table top. But we did say to each other:
Woman:
Darling, is this madness?
Me: No,
it's my blue cock, but you can call it madness if you like.
Woman: I
never believed in love at firt sight!
Me: I
still don't.
Of course,
that's just a taste. There's plenty more to come.
Everyone knows if you want some real action, just leave the stiff
guys behind and I will supply some real fun... Whatever you desire... |
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The
Archive
Where old
entries go to die. Well come on, you knew I'd have a morgue, right?
Nanotechnology
Get educated, philistines.
Thermophysical
Properties
No, I don't
expect you to understand it.
Fine
Art Glass
You all know I
need it. Like wine, I prefer the fine vintages to the ordinary swill.
Serial
Killers
Those lucky
few whom you should thank for making me the man you all know and love.
Vintage
Pin-ups
Nothing beats
vintage girls. Except me. Heh. I wonder who gave me
that particular kink...?
Fabiano
Custom
clothes. This man does with silk what I do with terror. |
